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A old one but worth reading and having a good laugh Kuttappan is an Indian. Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day, "You know..... I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone important, and I'm sure I will know them." Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood and knock, on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts," Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and your friend must come in and join me for lunch!" They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which is of course specially made by their South Indian chef. They bid each other farewell. Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan'sknowing Cruise was

Sept 18 Delayed--

Facts Butterflies taste with their feet . Elephants are the only animals that can't jump In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated Most people fear spiders more than they do death Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump' Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated ( We fall all over !!! ) The electric chair was invented by a dentist The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the bodyto squirt blood 30 feet Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have overmillion descendants Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in yourear by 700 times The cigarette lighter was invented before the match Most lipsticks contains fish scales Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different Women about men Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men

Sep 11

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughesttongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppressa sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king fromhistory. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laserprinters all have in common?Ans. - All invented by women. Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.A snail can sleep for three years. All polar bears are left handed .American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive fromeach salad served in first-class A simple quiz Here's a simple quiz. You pass if you get four out of 10 answers right. Do not scroll down first ! 1

Sept3

Some amazing little-known facts 1. Coca-Cola was originally green. 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3. The names of all the continents start and end with the same letter. 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters onlyon one row of the keyboard. 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! 8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath .9. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. Quotes Michael Schumacher is simply not a great champion because he has played too many dirty tricks-- Jac Villeneuve F1 Driver ( crap from Jac ! ) I have more wrinkles than titles.. It is time Martina Navratilova Tennis player on her decision to retire after the US open ( she is 50 years old ) We think the special privilege that Americ