Sept 18 Delayed--
Facts
Butterflies taste with their feet .
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated
Most people fear spiders more than they do death
Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated ( We fall all over !!! )
The electric chair was invented by a dentist
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the bodyto squirt blood
30 feet
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have overmillion descendants
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in yourear by 700 times
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
Most lipsticks contains fish scales
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
Women about men
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men often look stupid?
A: Because they are.
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once. You can then walk all over them.
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Don't know, never seen either.
Q: Why don’t men mind their own business?
A: No mind, no business.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Quotes
Like a Jersey cow, the Indian Railways too, has tremendous potential -- Lalu Prasad Yadav Raliway Minister
I think we are safe, safer, but not yet really safe-- Condolezza Rice
It is an act of cowardice -- Sonia Gandhi Congress President on the Malegaon blasts
The verdict this week end was simple- the race had been decided off the track on Saturday. the International Motoring Federation is trying to help Michael Schumacher win a eight title-- Fernando Alonso Renault Driver after a penalty was imposed on him at the Italian Grand Prix ( who cares for you Alonso ? )
Trust you guys had a good weekend
Butterflies taste with their feet .
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated
Most people fear spiders more than they do death
Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated ( We fall all over !!! )
The electric chair was invented by a dentist
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the bodyto squirt blood
30 feet
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have overmillion descendants
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in yourear by 700 times
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
Most lipsticks contains fish scales
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
Women about men
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men often look stupid?
A: Because they are.
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once. You can then walk all over them.
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Don't know, never seen either.
Q: Why don’t men mind their own business?
A: No mind, no business.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Quotes
Like a Jersey cow, the Indian Railways too, has tremendous potential -- Lalu Prasad Yadav Raliway Minister
I think we are safe, safer, but not yet really safe-- Condolezza Rice
It is an act of cowardice -- Sonia Gandhi Congress President on the Malegaon blasts
The verdict this week end was simple- the race had been decided off the track on Saturday. the International Motoring Federation is trying to help Michael Schumacher win a eight title-- Fernando Alonso Renault Driver after a penalty was imposed on him at the Italian Grand Prix ( who cares for you Alonso ? )
Trust you guys had a good weekend
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