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Facts 170 Million Indians don't have access to safe drinking water 80,446 Indians are studying in US Universities 100 billion dollsrs is the projected size of Indian and Chinese combined mobile handset market by 2020. 30 % of all cancer deaths are caused by smoking Quotes Women should work less and devote more time to their main mission--raising children-- Mahmoud Ahmadnejad Iran President A woman's heart is not something you can fix with fevicol-- Celina Jaitely Actor Reel life is nothing but extension of Real life-- madhur Bhandarkar - Film maker When I was the President of the republic, I was in love with 17 Million French Women -- Giscard D'Estaing Former French President on his love life Information MP The traditional buffalo fight during Goverdhan Pooja, observed the next day of Diwali , attracts thousands of people every year in Bhopal. Preparitions include putting the buffaloes on a special energy diet- milk, nuts , Ghee and wine besides tufts of green grass. The lo...

James Bond On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond." Then Bond asks: "And you?" Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao... Siva Rao... Samba Siva Rao... Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao... Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..." Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond" Facts 21,000 of the 53,000 hotels and motels in the US belong to Gujaratis 100 INR is the incentive ULFA gave to a 10 year old boy to throw a bomb in Bongaigaon 8,13,226 saplings were planted in Tamilnadu in a single day in an effort to preserve the ecosystem. Quotes By lighting the funeral pyre of my Guru ( Kanshi Ram...

Some lessons from Dhirubhai Ambani Dhirubhaism : Roll up your sleeves and help. Dhirubhaism : Be a safety net for your team Dhirubhaism : The silent benefactor Dhirubhaism :Dream big but dream with your eyes open. Dhirubhaism: Leave the professional alone! Dhirubhaism: Change your orbit, constantly! Money is not a product by itself, it is a by-product, so don't chase it Facts 1.2 Crore child labour are there in India ( With the new legislation , where will these people go ? ) 1.1 Million people live in Britain and 6 lakh of them visit India every year 1.4 Lakh couples divorced in England last year Quotes At first , I was very excited.. Then I thought I was dreaming or may be it was the wrong number-- Andrew Z Fire Nobel prize winner for Mathematics. Being a bad boy is not my scence-- Saif Ali Khan Sanctions are nonsense. If full scale sanctions take place, we will regard it as a declaration of war-- A North Korean Official on punitive sanctions following the country's nuclear t...

Teacher Arrested NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today atJohn F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board aflight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square,& aslide rule. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of thenotorious "Al-gebra" movement. He did not identify the man, who hasbeen charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction."Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutionsby means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search ofabsolute values.They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominatorof the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As theGreek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to everytriangle'."When asked to comment on the arrest...

The 21st century ... Our communication --Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relationships Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our bosses Brainless Our job - Thankless Our income, in real terms Very Less Quotes I got closer to killing Osama than anyone else. And wif I were still the president, we would have got him-- Bill Clinton Fomer US President I have to measure every word I utter. An "if" to "but" from my lips can create a national crisis-- Sania Mirza We should look zt ourselves through our own eyes and not other people's eyes-- Noam Chomsky -- American linguist and thinker. Bihar Anxious to know how much mils a calf will yield I future ? Or what would be its health like ? A horoscope can tell them all. Resea...