March 17th Updates
Quotable Quotes
Pervez Mushrraf has manipulated the situation in Pakistan to become the " Diet Pepsi" of dictators- same taste but half the calorie- fathima Bhutto - Benazir Bhutto's niece
Marriage is certainly not happening anytime soon. And love… well I first need to find the right girl- M.S.Dhoni Indian cricket team captain .
Dance has always been my passion> it 's my dream to perform with Michael Johnson- S. Sreesanth cricketer
Snippets
A simple power failure can sometimes have disastrous consequences. This is what happened to Naimesh Mishra, a businessmen from Mumbai at the Maharaja Lunge of the Delhi airport. While he ordered a cheese sandwich the power supply did a vanishing act. When he bit in to his sandwich , the hardcore veggie was horrified to find that it has a chicken filling. The waitress has served the wrong item in the dark. An irate Mishra blamed the staff for hurting his religious sentiments and warned them of legal action
Even a reflex action can land one in trouble. Recently , a blind man , while walking along a busy street in kochi was hit by a strange object. He immediately stretched out his hand and caught the " stuff ". To his dismay it was a woman's breast. The irate woman who was a foreign tourist gave him a tight slap without realising that the aggressor was blind. Soon things went out of control and both of them were taken to the police station. Finally the truth was brought out there, much to the regret of the duo
Humour club
This month's meeting had a surprise package in the open session -- A little girl walked up the ramp to tell jokes to the crowd ( girls will only walk the ramp !! )-
She had no fear of the crowd and rattled off the jokes that her grandmother had fed her on- The applause was thundering- I knew the girl and her father who prompted her to the stage and quietly stepped aside -- At the end of the open session , she won a prize as well for her young talent-- No prizes for guessing who the little one- She was Our PR Babu's daughter -- She certainly made her parents proud and Babu and his wife will be recognised in the humour club meetings as Sharavana's parents..
The guest speaker was Dr Arioli a man who was very close to the eighties in age- But his humour and ability to articulate was very young. Dr Arioli is a retired teacher and the doctorate was from the Copenhagen university for his research on siddha , homepath etc.,Dr Arioli spoke with great skill and knowledge and with lot of humour-he was able to articulate how we miss simple things and get in to complications- he urged people to think logically and get in to problems-- He went on and was well past 90 minutes in to his speech that Babu and myself were forced to leave- by the looks of it , the Dr would have carried on well in to the night- such was his energy levels to speak and share !
Formula 1
The 2008 season kicked off with the Australian GP at the Albert park circuit-- the race was gruelling and the fact it was hard on the car and the drivers was the fact only seven out of the twenty-two cars that started the race finished the race- Force india which made its debut in the race had a forgettable race- One driver crashed out in the first lap and the other followed up in the eight lap- Ferrari and Raikonen the current champion also had a forgettable day in office- Raikonen finished eight after a engine failure forced him to retire with eight laps to go but got one lucky point as the other cars failed to finish as well- Teammate Massa crashed early- last year runner up Lewis Hamilton lead from start to win the race and jump ahead in points table- his Mclaren teammate Heiki Kovaliene finished a creditable fourth- Ferrari needs a great change for the next week Malaysian GP
Pervez Mushrraf has manipulated the situation in Pakistan to become the " Diet Pepsi" of dictators- same taste but half the calorie- fathima Bhutto - Benazir Bhutto's niece
Marriage is certainly not happening anytime soon. And love… well I first need to find the right girl- M.S.Dhoni Indian cricket team captain .
Dance has always been my passion> it 's my dream to perform with Michael Johnson- S. Sreesanth cricketer
Snippets
A simple power failure can sometimes have disastrous consequences. This is what happened to Naimesh Mishra, a businessmen from Mumbai at the Maharaja Lunge of the Delhi airport. While he ordered a cheese sandwich the power supply did a vanishing act. When he bit in to his sandwich , the hardcore veggie was horrified to find that it has a chicken filling. The waitress has served the wrong item in the dark. An irate Mishra blamed the staff for hurting his religious sentiments and warned them of legal action
Even a reflex action can land one in trouble. Recently , a blind man , while walking along a busy street in kochi was hit by a strange object. He immediately stretched out his hand and caught the " stuff ". To his dismay it was a woman's breast. The irate woman who was a foreign tourist gave him a tight slap without realising that the aggressor was blind. Soon things went out of control and both of them were taken to the police station. Finally the truth was brought out there, much to the regret of the duo
Humour club
This month's meeting had a surprise package in the open session -- A little girl walked up the ramp to tell jokes to the crowd ( girls will only walk the ramp !! )-
She had no fear of the crowd and rattled off the jokes that her grandmother had fed her on- The applause was thundering- I knew the girl and her father who prompted her to the stage and quietly stepped aside -- At the end of the open session , she won a prize as well for her young talent-- No prizes for guessing who the little one- She was Our PR Babu's daughter -- She certainly made her parents proud and Babu and his wife will be recognised in the humour club meetings as Sharavana's parents..
The guest speaker was Dr Arioli a man who was very close to the eighties in age- But his humour and ability to articulate was very young. Dr Arioli is a retired teacher and the doctorate was from the Copenhagen university for his research on siddha , homepath etc.,Dr Arioli spoke with great skill and knowledge and with lot of humour-he was able to articulate how we miss simple things and get in to complications- he urged people to think logically and get in to problems-- He went on and was well past 90 minutes in to his speech that Babu and myself were forced to leave- by the looks of it , the Dr would have carried on well in to the night- such was his energy levels to speak and share !
Formula 1
The 2008 season kicked off with the Australian GP at the Albert park circuit-- the race was gruelling and the fact it was hard on the car and the drivers was the fact only seven out of the twenty-two cars that started the race finished the race- Force india which made its debut in the race had a forgettable race- One driver crashed out in the first lap and the other followed up in the eight lap- Ferrari and Raikonen the current champion also had a forgettable day in office- Raikonen finished eight after a engine failure forced him to retire with eight laps to go but got one lucky point as the other cars failed to finish as well- Teammate Massa crashed early- last year runner up Lewis Hamilton lead from start to win the race and jump ahead in points table- his Mclaren teammate Heiki Kovaliene finished a creditable fourth- Ferrari needs a great change for the next week Malaysian GP
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